3/17- HAY IT'S TAY AGAIN

LUMOS.

Nolan let me blog on his blog again!

I am SO EXCITED!

I have my own blog, that he set up for me, but I have NO clue how to get there.

Oh well.

This is the same thing.

So, last time I blogged on Nolan's blog, I said I would talk about my obsession with Harry Potter.

And when I say obsession, I mean OBSESSION.

Dude

I have two Harry Potter related TATTOOS.

AND I AM GETTING MORE.

I have 'Expecto Patronum'

And

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

Now if you can tell me who said that quote, you earn fifty points to Gryffindor, because f**k the other Houses.

I wish Harry Potter was real.

And I was a witch.

Dude it would be so cool to be Hermione.

Or Ginny.

Or even Luna.

NOLAN AND I or SOMEONE AND I are FREAKING GOING TO THE WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER.

LIKE BEFORE I TURN 21.

SO I HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN A YEAR.

OR JUST SOMEDAY.

SOON.

WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS.

DUDE AND WOULDN'T IT BE COOL TO WORK THERE?!

I have to move to Florida and work there, now.

I would die

New life goal.

I'm so kewl.

But seriously, guys, Harry Potter comes up in pretty much all of my conversations with anyone.

Or I reference Harry Potter out of NO WHERE because that's just me.

At work, we're doing those MDA shamrock things.

I put Harry Potter character names on ALL OF THEM.

I could explain to you the entire series

In detail

I'm kind of pathetic.

I love it so much.

I cannot express this.

And from that previous phrase I just typed

I thought of The Hogwarts Express.

Platform 9 3/4.

I should stop.

HONESTLY

I have nothing really interesting to say so I'm just typing what ever is coming to my head,

and I am really tired so it's not very exciting and I apologize,

But if you are still reading this by now, you get another fifty points to Gryffindor, that is, if you got the first fifty points. POSSIBLE ONE HUNDRED POINTS.

YOU COULD WIN THE HOUSE CUP.

DUMBLEDORE COULD GO ALL HEADMASTER AND SHEEIT AND GIVE LAST MINUTE POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

THEN YOU'D BE TIED WITH SLYTHERIN

THEN YOU COULD NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM

AND GET THOSE LAST TEN POINTS

FOR STANDING UP TO YOUR FRIENDS

AND THEN YOU WIN THE HOUSE CUP AND THEN YEAAHHHHHHHHHH WOOOOO


But TOMORROW

Or I guess,

technically today.

I need a Time Turner.

Nolan and I are going to IKEA.

That place blows my mind.

I could stay there forever.

If you have never been there, you must find your nearest IKEA store and plan a day trip there because it is HUGE and there is SO MUCH stuff.

It's impossible to be there for JUST an hour or two.

I CANNOT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THE ENORMITY OF THIS STORE.

THEY HAVE ARROWS ON THE FLOOR SO YOU DON'T GET LOST

BUT I BET PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN LOST

SO MANY DOORS TO NARNIA THERE

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE EMPLOYEES DON'T GET LOST IN THERE FOREVER

I AM SURE THEY HAVE LOST PEOPLE IN THERE BEFORE AND THEY NEEDED PROFESSIONAL SEARCH TEAMS WITH DOGS AND STUFF TO FIND THEM.

AND I BET THE EMPLOYEES ALL HAVE TRACKING DEVICES IN THEIR ARMS SO THEY CAN BE FOUND EASILY AND THE COMPANY WOULDN'T BE LIABLE FOR ANYTHING.

Tracking devices reminded me of The Hunger Games.

Another series I am obsessed with and could explain the entire thing to you.

I've read The Hunger Games AT LEAST thirty times.

I was pretty impressed with the movie.

Some of it pissed me off, but they did fairly well.

EXCITED TO SEE CATCHING FIRE EVEN THOUGH THAT BOOK WASN'T AS GOOD.

AND I HATED MOCKINGJAY.

I own a mockingjay pin.

I'm SO COOL

So I have been hospitalized, twice, for uh.

Suicidal things, frankly.

The first time I was in the hospital, I read The Hunger Games, to calm myself while being locked in a tiny hospital unit for a week.

The second time, I watched the movie.

With the six or so other patients on the unit with me.

I was just released from this hospital two weeks ago, actually.

But I found it strangely hilarious, that on a hospital unit full of patients that have either tried to commit suicide, or SERIOUSLY thought about it, watched a movie all about death.

AND THEY ALL LOVED IT.

Haha I just don't get it.

What ever guys,

they were all cool.

Well, I'm pretty sure my Reynaud's is flaring up again.

So goodnight,

My fellow Harry Potter lovers

And if you're not

Then you're just a Muggle.

Nox.